just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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