Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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