You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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