I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis