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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.

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• (212): View more from New York

  you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window

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  i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.

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