i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
