as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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