Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking

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(201): View more from New Jersey

so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?

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(518): View more from New York

Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.

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(631): View more from New York

stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well

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(239): View more from Florida

I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?

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(917): View more from New York City

I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist

(209): View more from California

what is your life

(917): View more from New York City

Free champagne that's what

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