Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?