He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.