Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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