would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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