she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
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ha pretty sure this was written about me. And I'm not actually allergic to alcohol douche, I just didn't want to drink with YOU
some people are just salty they cant find a girl who will do them sober....
way to go...
there's a very strong chance she is in AA--that's a very common phrase amongst those kind folk. i mean no disrespect, i'm just saying.
skip the buzz, go straight to the hangover.
aww. thats sad... I can relate: I have celiac disease, so I cant drink beer. :(
oh my gosh!!! haha you break out in handcuffs.. fucking ace
The guy's looking at it all wrong. If the chick didn't drink for "moral" or religious reasons, that would be cause for alarm. However, if she doesn't drink because of an allergy, well, you might just have a designated driver for life...or at least for the life of the relationship.
As a girl with a dick, I think that is a bit harsh.
As a girl who is allergic to alcohol, I think that is a bit harsh.
I'm allergic to alcohol = I don't make morally questionable decisions.
So ya, unless you carry around chloroform...
claritin doesnt work for me. these guys dont know what they're missing
take claritin d. god thought it would be ironic to make the irish girl allergic to alcohol... but meds fixed that one!
its not always an excuse, you can be allergic to beer, i know someone who is
of COURSE these dudes are from LA
my alcohol allergy has not kept me from drinking. if anything, it saves me a lot of money.
How do you know it's not two lesbians...
I'm allergic to alcohol... well, anything that isn't hard liquor.
I cant believe that pple still use that pathetic lie I mean excuse
im allergic to alcohol.....
every time i drink i break out in handcuffs
A sXe guy wouldn't mind that fact :D
she's an alcoholic in AA- DUHHHHHHHH
Bad call--all-time designated driver?
daddy likey, as long as she likes going out.
One of my good friends is allergic to alcohol. (As well as many other things) she is often then DD because she still likes to go out and party.
I'm very allergic to alcohol! It's not an exuse you fucking retard! Maybe if you took the time to educate yourself instead of being a complete douche bag you'd learn what a moron you are!
i have a friend that says that all the time
but only to make her drunk decisions seem less stupid..fucking idiot
losing articles of clothing can be considered an allergic reaction. look it up
She could be a huge whore and fuck you anyway.
She might still want to do you sober. Unless you're fucking hideous.