We're facebook friends in real life
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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