I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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