Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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