i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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