so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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