you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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