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  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:52pm

    The piss of gods

  • 72 63
    Submitted by thomasfk on Feb 23, 10 at 4:33pm

    the probably never said it because they died or don't remember

  • 84 93
    Submitted by anon33 on Feb 23, 10 at 3:58pm

    I just got drunk reading that text.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:42pm

    If you needto ask what everclear is you probably should not be reading most of the stuff on this site!

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:40pm

    Haha they don't say that because the lining of their esophagus is burnt to shit and they can't talk for a whole day lol... That's the only reason tho ;)

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:51pm

    In Soviet Russia everclear shoots you

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:28pm

    Nobody ever says that because if they aren't 12 years old they won't remember those shots. The ReRevenger

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:47pm

    First!

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:29pm

    Everclear is as close to pure grain alcohol that vendors can sell. (legally) it's 95% alcohol or 190 proof

  • 61 73
    Submitted by hurricanesurfer9 on Feb 24, 10 at 9:50pm

    unless you got blown less than 5 minutes later. True story.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:30am

    It's a sarcastic thing shut up or gtfo no one forces you to be on here.

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:01pm

    Everclear is liquid fire for those who don't know

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:20pm

    In Soviet Russia everclear takes shots of uou

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:49pm

    Second.... Wats everclear?

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:22pm

    Best in a while

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:03pm

    Probably because they're dead.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by chainsinthewall on Feb 24, 10 at 1:31am

    Idk, because thats exactly what I said when I woke up from my 21st birthday

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:57am

    Wow, 9:16 you're a total chode

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:47pm

    The skatman was here

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:19pm

    What's everclear????????

  • 40 56
    Submitted by doobiesnacks on Sep 27, 10 at 12:43am

    WTF my friend said that last year before prom when we were deciding on what to bring to the after party hahahahaha

  • 54 84
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 23, 10 at 4:14pm

    So everclear is the new magic word?

  • 43 67
    Submitted by DestruKto on Jul 10, 10 at 11:33pm

    Drank everclear last night and ended up in the woods.

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:46am

    9:16 your just the fucking shit aren't you?

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:37pm

    I didn't that's for sure!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:09am

    Hahahahahahaha 100% agree!!!

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:53pm

    Unless by taking those shots they got themself into a threesome. I'm sure they would say YES when they woke up!

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:57pm

    Who actually says "boy I'm glad I did (insert something here) when they wake up. Unless I'm wrong and we live in the 1950s.

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Angrobtha on Feb 23, 10 at 9:16pm

    Lies, i drank half a 5th to myself and was fine (over the course of six to eight hrs, not sure when i passed out). my "alcoholic" friend who had never had it prior pissed himself, thought i hit him with my truck, and didn't know what happened that night. everclear is an acquired taste/endurance test.