Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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