True but thats because hes a fetus.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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