She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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