He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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