After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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