I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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