I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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