Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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