i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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