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  • 82 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:26am

    maybe if you didn't make 75 cents on every dollar a man made, you could afford that Cape Cod you are sipping on. Little trick, if a woman wants you to buy her a mixed drink, only buy the mixer. Its cheaper and most of them are to self involved to realize what you have done.

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:25pm

    Men buy women drinks to chat them up and maybe more. I don't mind talking to someone when I'm out but if I'm not sexually or romantically interested, then I will turn down a drink offer. That is not "stuck up", it's saving someone's time and money by being direct but not rude. I don't think that guys who don't try and buy me drinks are stuck up, I just know that they are not interested in me. To each his own.

  • 82 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:54pm

    5:25... resort to what? A good looking woman has guys falling all over her to buy her drinks and a chance to talk to her. There is no effort involved. Take your banana and go home, you just admitted you can't get near a hot woman. Utter fail.

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:04pm

    You're a fucking bitch!!!

  • 69 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:30am

    catchy tune lame chick

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:30am

    anyone else abosolutely LOVE this song?

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:32am

    what's your point 11:30? People who have no argument resort to name calling. whore!

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:46am

    It's not her fault that the guy is dumb....if I went home with every guy that bought me a drink I'd be a whore!

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:54pm

    hahahahahha this was great. girl i do the same thing ;) Why not? HATERS!!!!!!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:14am

    She doesn't sound like a bitch. She's getting something she wants, that he offered, and it would be his responsibility to remove himself from the situation.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:34pm

    this is so funny. people get soo fired up about a text and now its really not even the text we're fighting about, haha everyons so serious like shut the hell up and take a breather

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:32pm

    11:55 why have you forsaken me WWWHHHYYY ........LOVE 11:50/57

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:56am

    10:54, thats harsh, it's not my fault dudes are dumb and spend their money on girls drinks? I'll be happy to buy my own drinks, i never ask for a hand out!

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:26am

    personally, i think this is a really funny song... and so would most of you, if you were old enough to check out bars. as for the rest of you, making jokes about being raped is so-fucking-funny.. especially to those women who have gotten brutally raped. grow the fuck up, and realize that no matter what sex you are, someone is going to use you for something (whether it's sex, money, booze or attention.)

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:52am

    ANd women wonder why guys treat them like shit..they created the game, we just play it better

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:06pm

    i am a bitch. shit happens. i'm happy. i don't sugar coat or bullshit.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:57am

    I LOVE YOU 11:55....YOURS TRULEY 11:50

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:25am

    so Bubba is getting brutaly raped along side me?? I dont understand. I am pretty sure me and Bubba would be able to take out that threat together.

  • 74 92
    Submitted by jokaty on Apr 23, 10 at 11:21am

    hahahahah why are people so serious? this is just plain funny.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:51pm

    5:35 Any girl that is a whore isn't marriage material

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:09pm

    yeah 1:05 why you gotta be such a stuck up bitch

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:58am

    whoa, don't be so hard on yourself 11:55 I said slightly over weight, not a big ole fatty. Typical woman, hears what she wants to hear

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:59am

    11:50/11:57 lets go to the bar and buy me drinks and then i'l take you home and fuck you and never call again. sound like a plan?

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:32pm

    men buy women drinks to open a door, women accept drinks because...well shit anyone would accept drinks, and a guy with game could get that women who says shes not gonna fuck him to fuck him...and 5:25 never admitted to anything 5:54, he just brought up a point that can be paralleled to the situation

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:53am

    fuckin cunt... these fuckin bitches, ill tell ya.. whores

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:36am

    11:28 ok ok ok....so we're going to bring up this arguement. if a woman sleeps with a guy easily she's a whore but a man sleeps with a woman easily he's the man. that's how this whole thing works right? being a woman myself, i bet i can hit it and quit better than you boys can leaving you wanting more the next day. unfortunately for you, i "think like a guy" and if you sleep with me right away, i don't call back. why? because you're a WHORE!!!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:04pm

    5:51: Meh, you'd be surprised at how many girls your pimply, pre-pubescent ass calls a "whore" (because she rejected you.. Wahhh!) ends up being a wife... like, let's see.... 100% of them. Take, for example, your mother. Ouch.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:35pm

    Any guy who calls a woman a whore is not marriage material.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:15am

    why not black,yellow carmel dark or ginger

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:13am

    10:57 educate yourself go look it up, you filthy white trash bitch oh nevermind now you know what it means

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:42am

    and 10:37... buys her a roofie-colata and leaves her passed out ont he floor of the bar... buwahahaaa! Now this text is funny, 10:40

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:30am

    I hope the next drink was a GhB special, silly drink whore.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:48am

    <3 free drinks and don't like guys.. need to use this song! >.<

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:17pm

    11:55 Its a deal....love 11:50/57

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:32am

    from now on when ever anyone fucks a girl and doesnt call her back, dont do it for yourself, do it for every guy who has ever dealt with a bitch scamming drinks off of him

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:18am

    Whatever, I have sex with girls and don't call them back. Eye for an eye my friends...

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:50am

    11:44 your the best kind .. the best kind indeed.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:40am

    The bottom line is that this text is not funny

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:26am

    not a very catchy song , and 10:24 your dumb

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:57am

    i love the girl who posted this. if a dumb guy offers to buy you drink why would you turn it down??

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:14am

    C.MON WHY GOTTA BE WHITE

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:48am

    10:46, i like your song! It's catchy!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:03pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAH i think its wonderful

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:52am

    so is ignorance.... there is nothing i find funnier than people who think they know how every person of every type thinks. ever heard of swingers?

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:41am

    11:36 maybe your vagina is just really worn out. Try kegels I hear they do wonders! and I dont think you are a whore, whores are upfront honest and proud of what they do. You are a bitter cunt who probably gets shit on both literally and figurativly due to your shitty attitude. And I am sure you would enjoy a nice raping because that is probably the only dick you will ever see.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:23am

    10:54 i hope you get brutally raped in a dark alley with an obese hick named bubba... making you call him daddy the whole time

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:41pm

    6:32, if you had half a brain you could extrapolate his assertion to the next logical step. He said it's funny women have to "resort" to this. I pointed out that hot women don't have to "resort" to anything. So, his "parallel" only works if the only women he's ever been exposed to are ugly. Since he did not limit his assertion to "ugly" and instead said "women", he clearly has never been around fine ladies that don't have to "resort" to anything. You follow?

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:15pm

    12:09 deal... yeah exactly!

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:05pm

    yeah right, one more drink and he is gonna fuck you anyway so stop lying to yourself whore

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:51am

    11:46 I can pretty much tell from how upitty you are that you are more than likely slightly overweight and still trying to squeeze into your smaller friends clothes. Its ok, every group needs an ugly chick, sure you look great (big thumbs up).

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:06pm

    ^ Frisco style BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just laughed so hard I cried and peed my pants a little!!!!! That was fucking hilarious!!!!!!

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:01pm

    12:32....you love me.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:59am

    i'm a good looking dude . i never herd that song .in fact my song goes...YOU TELL YOU REALLY DONT DO THIS YOUR NOT A WHORE......THEN I BLOW MY LOAD AND HED FOR THE DOOR. .........I LOVE WOMEN

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:36am

    11:31 I was referring to the first 10:54 not the second... 11:32 You still have a small dick.... Have a nice day!

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:02am

    Why don't you be an "independent" woman and pay your own way, or does Wal-Mart cashier not pay as well as it once did?

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:36pm

    I think only one girl in this whole thing said the right stuff. If you aren't interested in the dude, turn down the drink offer. If you are just using him for drinks, you are a bitch. If you decline the drinks and let him move on to someone more attainable, you are a respectable woman. Bravo.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:48am

    guys still buy drinks for broads? wtf?!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by shwaaasted on Sep 12, 10 at 9:53pm

    raahahaha... thats a good littl rhyme :)

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:45pm

    12:41 i would love to jack off all over something in your house

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:08pm

    whos to say she didnt end up fucking him by the end of the night? It sounds like she was trying to convince herself she wasnt going to sleep with so she didnt feel like the dirty sluice that she is 2 hours later when he kicked her ass out of bed when he was done with her.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:30am

    11:25 you're still a small dick idiot ... so what's your point??

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:54pm

    Hee hee, you are obviously a teenage boy who not only can't get into a bar, but cannot afford to buy anyone a drink with your paper route money.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:53pm

    Any time a guy buys me a drink, whether we hit it off or not, I always buy the next round. If we talk for a while, we just take turns buying. It's only fair.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:48am

    11:36 be proud to be a whore because no self-respecting guy will ever marry one. I have pride too...I don't date whores....I just treat them like a cum rag....Whore mentality is just hilarious

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:25pm

    Actually, it's pretty funny that women resort to this to get free drinks. It's been proven that chimpanzees give sexual favors for bananas, so when your ready for a banana daquiri, call me.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:36pm

    men buy women drinks to show them how fucking rich we are. Here allow me to buy you that 5 dollar Cape Cod you are sucking down! I got tons of cash bitches!! I'll buy you and then sell you to my friends at a discount! balls

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:55am

    yup i'm just a big ol fatty who sucks cock because no one will ever love me. pitty on me.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:12am

    this bitch said that she's waiting for him to buy her another beer, so she's probably was pretending that she would have sex with him to get free drinks, which makes her a real bitch

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:46am

    and i've got a song for you too the title is, "I've tripped over better looking women looking for a place to jack off!" catchy?

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:03pm

    apparently you can't read it since what I said was entirely sarcastic I dig your style even though I think you are a bitch, and think we might be able to be great friends

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:28am

    June 26 8:36PM: Exactly right

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:42pm

    Dudes who bitch about buying drinks are far more annoying than any chica looking for a beverage. You, my sad friend, are admitting to the fact are both poor AND have no game. If this is you, go the fuck home. You shouldn't be going out, and you certainly shouldn't be getting laid. Fucking kids.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:31pm

    WOW. I JUST SHED TEAR CUZ OF HOW FUNNY THIS CONVO WAS.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:57am

    10:55 so now im a skank for not Fucking him?

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:32am

    I'm a girl and from a girl's perspective, I would love to slap broads like that. The song is funny. The girl is a money grubbing bitch.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:42am

    10:59 yor song rocks

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:38am

    so if a girl can pretend that she's gonna have sex with a guy to get a few drinks, a guy can bullshit a girl and pretend he's interested in her in order to get laid! Got it

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:16am

    And the lil pill I slip in that drink YOU want, ensures I get what I want

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:44am

    11:42 sooooooo true!!! 11:41 i am not a whore. i'm a slut. i do it for free. and i do kegals everyday. i love how you think you know my pussy so well!! hahah, you're just butt hurt a woman plays your game better.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:30am

    Parading yourself around looking for free drinks is basically objectifying yourself, by telling guys it's okay to treat you like property....some girls are just a little more expensive than a drink...all can be bought

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:52pm

    2:14... was she singing this catchy tune while you were doing her?

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:05pm

    Everytime I go out and guys try to buy me drinks, I turn them down if I'm not interested because I'm not there to drink on their dime. However sometimes it doesn't do any good to be courteous because the get offended anyway when I don't accept their drink. WTF?

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:23pm

    you people are anonymously fighting with eachother

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:46am

    .....for real?? did i post a pic in here anywhere?

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:24pm

    Wouldn't the whole you're by getting in my pants kinda exclude all sluttage?

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:33am

    11:20 your wrong ...it seems that the guy is just buying her a drink useing this as a ice breaker.maybe low on esteem.he can muster the nerve to get to know this stunning women...and find out what her likeings are ..a case of inicent and primal intrest..

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:14pm

    I had a woman tell me that I wasn't taking her home. I just said who said I was trying to take you home. She look really dumbfounded and shocked............guess what. I took her home.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:57am

    Girls can be cock teases to stupid guys and guys can fuck and duck stupid girls, that's fine with me. It's pretty easy to spot teases anyway....the key is getting the girls to buy you drinks...

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:33am

    11:32 who says we want a guy to call us?

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:50am

    10:48....hahahahaha, yes they do! Beacuse they are stupid and think that it still impresses us, but really it doesn't, AT ALL!!

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:22pm

    Everybody is so serious..... I laughed..... hard

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:25pm

    You people are fucking poor. GO THE FUCK HOME and leave the women for me.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:45am

    and you know my dick??? Pretty sure I have tripped over better looking girls looking for a place to jack off

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:25am

    And yet... something tells me the guy managed to fuck her so hard her fillings came out. Frisco style.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:54am

    10:50 I hope you are brutally raped and beaten one day

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:51am

    I love how women think the male ego is so fragile but get butt-hurt if you even imply that they're fat. Maybe it's the *human* ego that's fragile? But nah, that would be less fun.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:42am

    10:46!!!! HAHAHAHHAAHA

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:20am

    As a woman I suggest you start paying your own way and stop being such a slut.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:01pm

    ever heard of sarcasm 11:58?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:40pm

    OREGONNN! And ruphie's are NOT something to joke about. ever.

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:05pm

    I have no problem buying a girl a drink...Act like property treat like property

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:54am

    10:52 you play the game better yet this text is from a chick getting free drinks from a guy and she is getting drunk for free and he is not getting laid, hmmmm?!?! dont think?

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:31am

    Im 10:54 and i dont know why you want me to get raped, especially by a man named BUBBA, for getting a free drink, WOW, someone has bought girls too many drinks and never got laid, yea you 11:23, f-n creep!

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:28am

    10:54 half the posts from women are about how guys are assholes and never call and fuck and truck and so forth. And the women are all whiney bitches about how guys lie and are cheats...Pretty sure we are getting laid and treating you like the sluts you are...and you're bitter we are fucking a girl on the side...

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:45pm

    I agree with you 6:32. And I'll add: women may talk to men who buy them drinks, just as men may talk to women with big tits. Something to do; something to look at. Same diff. Big whoop. But seriously, do you guys really think that both parties don't know exactly what's going on? Hint: they do.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:04am

    There's a huge difference between a guy asking if he can buy a girl a drink and girls going around the bar begging guys to buy them shit. I think this girl is the former - so I've got no problem with it.

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:55am

    10:50 you suck at life if you think getting a drink froma guy and not fucking him is a great feat get out of 1985 and join the rest of us in 2009, you skank

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:39pm

    10:03 I think you're wonderful

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:45am

    Another frigging cvnt using her cvnt to get drinks, dinner or whatever then walking off. Women control 80% of the worlds money and 100% of the worlds pussy. How much more power do they want/need?

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:42am

    Oooo didn't we hit the male nerve in this one. Bahhhahhahha!! The male ego is so very fragile.

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:32pm

    Learned from this website: shit tons of people have no clue what sarcasm is

  • 35 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:01pm

    not like she asked for a drink! guys always buy girls drinks they don't want!

  • 37 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:37am

    hopefully that next drink he buys u is a roofie-coolata

  • 43 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:20am

    @6:41, he was talking about the fact that some women do actually resort to it, not that they necessarily had to, but when they do...they’re poor bitches just trying to get free drinks and/or attention guarantee if men at bars start ignoring the girls flirting, stop buying them drinks, and just have a conversation with someone they’ll get all pissy and dramatic to get guys attention