I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
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maybe if you didn't make 75 cents on every dollar a man made, you could afford that Cape Cod you are sipping on.
Little trick, if a woman wants you to buy her a mixed drink, only buy the mixer. Its cheaper and most of them are to self involved to realize what you have done.
i am a bitch. shit happens. i'm happy. i don't sugar coat or bullshit.
Men buy women drinks to chat them up and maybe more. I don't mind talking to someone when I'm out but if I'm not sexually or romantically interested, then I will turn down a drink offer. That is not "stuck up", it's saving someone's time and money by being direct but not rude.
I don't think that guys who don't try and buy me drinks are stuck up, I just know that they are not interested in me. To each his own.
11:55 why have you forsaken me WWWHHHYYY ........LOVE 11:50/57
personally, i think this is a really funny song... and so would most of you, if you were old enough to check out bars. as for the rest of you, making jokes about being raped is so-fucking-funny.. especially to those women who have gotten brutally raped.
grow the fuck up, and realize that no matter what sex you are, someone is going to use you for something (whether it's sex, money, booze or attention.)
11:25 you're still a small dick idiot ... so what's your point??
whoa, don't be so hard on yourself 11:55 I said slightly over weight, not a big ole fatty.
Typical woman, hears what she wants to hear
5:25... resort to what? A good looking woman has guys falling all over her to buy her drinks and a chance to talk to her. There is no effort involved. Take your banana and go home, you just admitted you can't get near a hot woman. Utter fail.
11:50/11:57 lets go to the bar and buy me drinks and then i'l take you home and fuck you and never call again. sound like a plan?
10:55 so now im a skank for not Fucking him?
You're a fucking bitch!!!
ANd women wonder why guys treat them like shit..they created the game, we just play it better
The bottom line is that this text is not funny
11:42 sooooooo true!!!
11:41 i am not a whore. i'm a slut. i do it for free. and i do kegals everyday. i love how you think you know my pussy so well!! hahah, you're just butt hurt a woman plays your game better.
what's your point 11:30? People who have no argument resort to name calling.
<3 free drinks and don't like guys.. need to use this song! >.<
why not black,yellow carmel dark or ginger
It's not her fault that the guy is dumb....if I went home with every guy that bought me a drink I'd be a whore!
June 26 8:36PM: Exactly right
Girls can be cock teases to stupid guys and guys can fuck and duck stupid girls, that's fine with me. It's pretty easy to spot teases anyway....the key is getting the girls to buy you drinks...
yeah right, one more drink and he is gonna fuck you anyway so stop lying to yourself whore
go look it up, you filthy white trash bitch
oh nevermind now you know what it means
ever heard of sarcasm 11:58?
Whatever, I have sex with girls and don't call them back. Eye for an eye my friends...
She doesn't sound like a bitch. She's getting something she wants, that he offered, and it would be his responsibility to remove himself from the situation.
you people are anonymously fighting with eachother
C.MON WHY GOTTA BE WHITE
anyone else abosolutely LOVE this song?
yeah 1:05 why you gotta be such a stuck up bitch
from now on when ever anyone fucks a girl and doesnt call her back, dont do it for yourself, do it for every guy who has ever dealt with a bitch scamming drinks off of him
11:31 I was referring to the first 10:54 not the second...
11:32 You still have a small dick....
Have a nice day!
not a very catchy song , and 10:24 your dumb
this bitch said that she's waiting for him to buy her another beer, so she's probably was pretending that she would have sex with him to get free drinks, which makes her a real bitch
I think only one girl in this whole thing said the right stuff.
If you aren't interested in the dude, turn down the drink offer. If you are just using him for drinks, you are a bitch. If you decline the drinks and let him move on to someone more attainable, you are a respectable woman. Bravo.
I'm a girl and from a girl's perspective, I would love to slap broads like that.
The song is funny.
The girl is a money grubbing bitch.
this is so funny. people get soo fired up about a text and now its really not even the text we're fighting about, haha everyons so serious like shut the hell up and take a breather
Any guy who calls a woman a whore is not marriage material.
so is ignorance....
there is nothing i find funnier than people who think they know how every person of every type thinks. ever heard of swingers?
and i've got a song for you too
the title is, "I've tripped over better looking women looking for a place to jack off!"
11:20 your wrong ...it seems that the guy is just buying her a drink useing this as a ice breaker.maybe low on esteem.he can muster the nerve to get to know this stunning women...and find out what her likeings are ..a case of inicent and primal intrest..
12:32....you love me.
^ Frisco style BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just laughed so hard I cried and peed my pants a little!!!!! That was fucking hilarious!!!!!!
Everytime I go out and guys try to buy me drinks, I turn them down if I'm not interested because I'm not there to drink on their dime. However sometimes it doesn't do any good to be courteous because the get offended anyway when I don't accept their drink. WTF?
11:36 maybe your vagina is just really worn out. Try kegels I hear they do wonders!
and I dont think you are a whore, whores are upfront honest and proud of what they do.
You are a bitter cunt who probably gets shit on both literally and figurativly due to your shitty attitude. And I am sure you would enjoy a nice raping because that is probably the only dick you will ever see.
2:14... was she singing this catchy tune while you were doing her?
I LOVE YOU 11:55....YOURS TRULEY 11:50
10:54, thats harsh, it's not my fault dudes are dumb and spend their money on girls drinks? I'll be happy to buy my own drinks, i never ask for a hand out!
men buy women drinks to show them how fucking rich we are. Here allow me to buy you that 5 dollar Cape Cod you are sucking down! I got tons of cash bitches!!
I'll buy you and then sell you to my friends at a discount!
I love how women think the male ego is so fragile but get butt-hurt if you even imply that they're fat.
Maybe it's the *human* ego that's fragile? But nah, that would be less fun.
10:46, i like your song! It's catchy!
and 10:37... buys her a roofie-colata and leaves her passed out ont he floor of the bar...
Now this text is funny, 10:40
I hope the next drink was a GhB special, silly drink whore.
ok ok ok....so we're going to bring up this arguement. if a woman sleeps with a guy easily she's a whore but a man sleeps with a woman easily he's the man. that's how this whole thing works right?
being a woman myself, i bet i can hit it and quit better than you boys can leaving you wanting more the next day. unfortunately for you, i "think like a guy" and if you sleep with me right away, i don't call back. why? because you're a WHORE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH i think its wonderful
yup i'm just a big ol fatty who sucks cock because no one will ever love me. pitty on me.
12:41 i would love to jack off all over something in your house
fuckin cunt... these fuckin bitches, ill tell ya.. whores
so Bubba is getting brutaly raped along side me?? I dont understand. I am pretty sure me and Bubba would be able to take out that threat together.
10:52 you play the game better yet this text is from a chick getting free drinks from a guy and she is getting drunk for free and he is not getting laid, hmmmm?!?! dont think?
11:36 be proud to be a whore because no self-respecting guy will ever marry one. I have pride too...I don't date whores....I just treat them like a cum rag....Whore mentality is just hilarious
11:44 your the best kind .. the best kind indeed.
i love the girl who posted this. if a dumb guy offers to buy you drink why would you turn it down??
guys still buy drinks for broads? wtf?!
11:46 I can pretty much tell from how upitty you are that you are more than likely slightly overweight and still trying to squeeze into your smaller friends clothes. Its ok, every group needs an ugly chick, sure you look great (big thumbs up).
you suck at life if you think getting a drink froma guy and not fucking him is a great feat
get out of 1985 and join the rest of us in 2009, you skank
whos to say she didnt end up fucking him by the end of the night? It sounds like she was trying to convince herself she wasnt going to sleep with so she didnt feel like the dirty sluice that she is 2 hours later when he kicked her ass out of bed when he was done with her.
There's a huge difference between a guy asking if he can buy a girl a drink and girls going around the bar begging guys to buy them shit. I think this girl is the former - so I've got no problem with it.
10:48....hahahahaha, yes they do! Beacuse they are stupid and think that it still impresses us, but really it doesn't, AT ALL!!
and you know my dick??? Pretty sure I have tripped over better looking girls looking for a place to jack off
6:32, if you had half a brain you could extrapolate his assertion to the next logical step. He said it's funny women have to "resort" to this. I pointed out that hot women don't have to "resort" to anything. So, his "parallel" only works if the only women he's ever been exposed to are ugly. Since he did not limit his assertion to "ugly" and instead said "women", he clearly has never been around fine ladies that don't have to "resort" to anything. You follow?
men buy women drinks to open a door, women accept drinks because...well shit anyone would accept drinks, and a guy with game could get that women who says shes not gonna fuck him to fuck him...and 5:25 never admitted to anything 5:54, he just brought up a point that can be paralleled to the situation
.....for real?? did i post a pic in here anywhere?
10:59 yor song rocks
Im 10:54 and i dont know why you want me to get raped, especially by a man named BUBBA, for getting a free drink, WOW, someone has bought girls too many drinks and never got laid, yea you 11:23, f-n creep!
WOW. I JUST SHED TEAR CUZ OF HOW FUNNY THIS CONVO WAS.
Hee hee, you are obviously a teenage boy who not only can't get into a bar, but cannot afford to buy anyone a drink with your paper route money.
I had a woman tell me that I wasn't taking her home. I just said who said I was trying to take you home. She look really dumbfounded and shocked............guess what. I took her home.
11:55 Its a deal....love 11:50/57
Any time a guy buys me a drink, whether we hit it off or not, I always buy the next round. If we talk for a while, we just take turns buying. It's only fair.
And yet... something tells me the guy managed to fuck her so hard her fillings came out. Frisco style.
10:54 half the posts from women are about how guys are assholes and never call and fuck and truck and so forth. And the women are all whiney bitches about how guys lie and are cheats...Pretty sure we are getting laid and treating you like the sluts you are...and you're bitter we are fucking a girl on the side...
Why don't you be an "independent" woman and pay your own way, or does Wal-Mart cashier not pay as well as it once did?
Learned from this website:
shit tons of people have no clue what sarcasm is
Actually, it's pretty funny that women resort to this to get free drinks. It's been proven that chimpanzees give sexual favors for bananas, so when your ready for a banana daquiri, call me.
Parading yourself around looking for free drinks is basically objectifying yourself, by telling guys it's okay to treat you like property....some girls are just a little more expensive than a drink...all can be bought
hahahahah why are people so serious? this is just plain funny.
Another frigging cvnt using her cvnt to get drinks, dinner or whatever then walking off.
Women control 80% of the worlds money and 100% of the worlds pussy. How much more power do they want/need?
hahahahahha this was great. girl i do the same thing ;) Why not? HATERS!!!!!!
And the lil pill I slip in that drink YOU want, ensures I get what I want
i'm a good looking dude . i never herd that song .in fact my song goes...YOU TELL YOU REALLY DONT DO THIS YOUR NOT A WHORE......THEN I BLOW MY LOAD AND HED FOR THE DOOR. .........I LOVE WOMEN
10:50 I hope you are brutally raped and beaten one day
10:54 i hope you get brutally raped in a dark alley with an obese hick named bubba... making you call him daddy the whole time
Wouldn't the whole you're by getting in my pants kinda exclude all sluttage?
not like she asked for a drink! guys always buy girls drinks they don't want!
Dudes who bitch about buying drinks are far more annoying than any chica looking for a beverage. You, my sad friend, are admitting to the fact are both poor AND have no game. If this is you, go the fuck home. You shouldn't be going out, and you certainly shouldn't be getting laid. Fucking kids.
11:32 who says we want a guy to call us?
so if a girl can pretend that she's gonna have sex with a guy to get a few drinks, a guy can bullshit a girl and pretend he's interested in her in order to get laid! Got it
You people are fucking poor. GO THE FUCK HOME and leave the women for me.
5:35 Any girl that is a whore isn't marriage material
apparently you can't read it since what I said was entirely sarcastic
I dig your style even though I think you are a bitch, and think we might be able to be great friends
5:51: Meh, you'd be surprised at how many girls your pimply, pre-pubescent ass calls a "whore" (because she rejected you.. Wahhh!) ends up being a wife... like, let's see.... 100% of them. Take, for example, your mother.
As a woman I suggest you start paying your own way and stop being such a slut.
I agree with you 6:32. And I'll add: women may talk to men who buy them drinks, just as men may talk to women with big tits. Something to do; something to look at. Same diff. Big whoop. But seriously, do you guys really think that both parties don't know exactly what's going on? Hint: they do.
10:03 I think you're wonderful
Oooo didn't we hit the male nerve in this one. Bahhhahhahha!! The male ego is so very fragile.
hopefully that next drink he buys u is a roofie-coolata
raahahaha... thats a good littl rhyme :)
Everybody is so serious..... I laughed..... hard
OREGONNN! And ruphie's are NOT something to joke about. ever.
I have no problem buying a girl a drink...Act like property treat like property
he was talking about the fact that some women do actually resort to it, not that they necessarily had to, but when they do...they’re poor bitches just trying to get free drinks and/or attention
guarantee if men at bars start ignoring the girls flirting, stop buying them drinks, and just have a conversation with someone they’ll get all pissy and dramatic to get guys attention