Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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