Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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