Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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