I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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