I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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