I hate your face
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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