Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Someone signed my nipple.
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