In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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