This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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