Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
