It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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