i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You left your phone here
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