Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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