Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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