is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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