She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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