I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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