jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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