i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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