He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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