i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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