You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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