Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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