I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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