One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender