so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole