The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.