i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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