Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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