i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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