Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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