You really coming over, don't trick.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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