its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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